What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 19:21
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
What is your most erotic sex story?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO